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A Life in Status- February #1 & #2, 2014

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The highlight of my weekend: Josh reenacting “Frozen” using his Avengers characters when he thought no one was listening. You haven’t enjoyed “Let it Go” to its fullest until you’ve heard it sung by The Hulk.

Remember when I told you my pantsless toddler introduced himself to a candidate for state senate that came to our door? Look what came in the mail today.

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Sign you are a mom: In a moment of desperation you have used a brush designed for My Little Pony to brush your own hair.

I was listening to my daughter play and wondered why she thought Batman was lactose intolerant. Turns out, she’s under the mistaken impression that The Joker’s name is The Yogurt.

Bethany has been scribbling in a notebook. She tells me she’s doing “Signs and Tiffics” (scientific). Awesome.

Josh’s school did a spelling bee for a fundraiser. You collected pledges for every word spell correctly. I told him we’d pledge 50 cents per word. When Josh brought his test home he said, “Well, you’re probably pretty glad I missed all those words so you don’t have to pay so much money.”
#hegetsme

Difference between boys and girls: I have yet to have a girl tell me what animal her poop looked like. (Common favorites- snake, frog, or turtle)

I told the boys it was late and I didn’t want to hear their voices anymore. So now I hear them doing a whistling duet. Well played, Gentlemen.

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