It’s true. There is practically no difference between being your average mom and being a red carpet type celebrity.(other than, you know, the professionally done hair and make-up, designer clothes, million dollar salary. . .) Here’s proof:
Everywhere you go, people are shouting for you to look at them.
You’d give anything to be able to have a quiet night out.
Everyone wants to know what you’re eating.
They ask for you to sing your greatest hits every night and have very little appreciation for your newer, more experimental stuff.
These’s a good chance at some point someone will attempt to cut off a lock of your hair.
Some of your greatest work won’t be appreciated for years.
Your fans flock to wherever they think you might be.
You often stay up all night just to keep your fans happy.
Everybody wants to be in pictures with you.
You donate a large portion of your money to (what feels like) charity.
You are so good at your role that people forget it isn’t your only identity.
You can’t even use the bathroom in private.
You receive a lot of fan mail.
Everyone wants a piece of your time.
If you gain weight, look tired, or have messy hair someone will probably point it out to you.
Your patrons are often moved to tears by your work.
Anything you want to add to the list?
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