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Sign you are a cheap family: Your kids refer to their favorite cereal by the off-brand name.
#largefamilylogistics #marshmallowmateys #fruitrings #crispyrice
It’s only AFTER the photographer for the local paper leaves that you realize your son had his pants on backwards.
#keepingitreal
“We don’t put Play-Doh in our underwear.”
#thingsIneverthoughtIdsay
Sometimes when I leave a child in the church nursery I make the same mistake as Lot’s wife leaving Sodom and Gomorrah.
#dontlookback #eyecontactmakesthemcry
Anybody else’s kid request the old Batman TV theme song as a bedtime lullaby? No? Just mine? Figures
#nanananananananaBATMAN
“We don’t scratch our butts with the stick from our corndog.”
#thingsIneverthoughtIdsay
Other moms of large families are complaining about how people say rude stuff to them when they’re out with their kids. I was feeling all self-satisified about how rarely that happens to me. . . and then I remembered how rarely I actually take all my kids out somewhere. . .
#literalstayathomemom
After leaving a group of women I mentally rehash conversations to try and figure out what dumb thing I said that I should be ashamed of. Why do I do this? Do you guys do this, too?
I guess if I didn’t want them to eat the Play-doh, I shouldn’t have bought them the “make a pizza” set.
#liveandlearn #nontoxic
Nothing cements your role as The Baby of The Family quite like waiting until you’re 15 months-old to learn to walk.
#takeshissweettime #TheLastBaby
It’s adorable to watch your kids jumping into a pile of pillows and blankets. . . until you remember the reason there’s a pile of pillows and blankets on the floor was because somebody wet the bed and that’s your “to be washed” pile.
#momfail
Doctor: So, is he letting you get in there and brush his teeth?
Me: Oh yeah!
(Doctor opens his mouth, we both see a blue piece of glitter stuck between his front teeth.)
#nailedit #momfail
Danny (7): Puppy! The dog’s outside!. . . Never mind. It’s just a pile of snow.
#whitedogproblems
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